Optimisitc thinking

I have decided to embrace optimism as a faith. Some of the central tenets of this faith will be:


Metamucil makes a man sexy.

Women love pot-bellied men.

Livers, like diamonds, are forever.

Flat feet are a sign of stability.

When they say of me, "There's no fool like an old fool," they mean that in the good way.

The brown spots on my skin are good omens put there by the skin fairy.

Not being able to hear much gives me an opportunity to spend quality time, albeit with silence.

Aching hips are the hallmark of physical fitness.

My toes are still there. I don't have to be able to see them. In fact they prefer it that way.